Posts Tagged ‘Humphries

Only Kris Humphries – and PETA – can paint Kim Kardashian in a positive light…

According to an E! News insider, a divorce settlement is yet to be signed between this briefly-married pair because the bruising NBA power forward is hoping to holdout for a payday beyond the offer on the table.

Kris Humphries on the NetsK. Kardashian

“Kris is dragging it out,” claims this Kardashian source. “Kim is ready to move on, but Kris is hoping that stretching it out will get him even more money.”

As has been previously reported, this mole says Humphries wants to bank $ 7 million from the split… or $ 1 million less than his one-year contract with the New Jersey Nets. In exchange, reports have said he’ll keep silent about supposedly damaging facts related to the failed union.

But “Kim never considered signing something like that,” this insider says. “Kris can’t take the time to consider [her] offer, but he finds time to do an interview with a tabloid magazine.”

Ohhh, zing! It’s important to keep this source in mind, too, of course. It’s E! Online. Which pretty much views Kim Kardashian and her family as its personal ATM.

Seriously, Kris, Kim and those at E! who promote these people make the Nets look like winners.

Wednesday December 21, 2011 08:16

Kris Humphries Re-Signs With New Jersey Nets!

Kris Humphries Re-Signs With New Jersey Nets!
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Kris Humphries is a free agent no more … professionally anyway.

His old NBA team, the New Jersey Nets, have signed him to a one-year contract reportedly worth $ 8 million for the coming season, which opens next week.

Humphries, who has been training in his native Minnesota, was not offered a new deal to return for a second season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York.

A Kris Humphries Pic

See? Not everybody wants to dump Kris Humphries!

Kris became an unrestricted free agent after last season, averaging 10 points and 10 rebounds in what was by far the best of his seven seasons as a pro.

He quickly went from being involved in the NBA’s Most Improved Player conversation to being involved in the most ridiculous celebrity breakup of all time.

The Nets are set to face off against the Knicks in a preseason battle tomorrow night, and sources tell ESPN that Kris Humphries is expected to suit up and play.

He is expected to resume his role as New Jersey’s starting power forward and focus on basketball instead of the circus that has become his personal life.

There have been concerns that Kris’ return may diminish Brook Lopez’s rebounding production, but the center said he welcomes the return of “the Hump.”

Funny, that’s what we say every day at THG. About Kim.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Kris Humphries Fan Throws Flour in the Face of Jonathan Cheban
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A fan of Kris Humphries approached Jonathan Cheban on the street in New York City yesterday and tossed flour in his face, and we know what you’re thinking:

Kris Humphries has fans?!?

Jonathan Cheban PhotographKris in NYC

TMZ has a photo of the incident, as well as a quote from someone on the scene, who overheard the flour-thrower yell: “This is for Kris Humphries!”

Humphries and Cheban – Kim Kardashian’s BFF and the star of Spin Crowd – have never gotten along well. The latter has accused the former of referring to him as “gay,” a charge Kris denies and one he has reportedly considered legal action over.

A rep for the NBA free agent says his client “would never condone hateful and unacceptable behavior like that to anyone, in any situation.”

[Photos: WENN.com]