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Only Kris Humphries – and PETA – can paint Kim Kardashian in a positive light…

According to an E! News insider, a divorce settlement is yet to be signed between this briefly-married pair because the bruising NBA power forward is hoping to holdout for a payday beyond the offer on the table.

Kris Humphries on the NetsK. Kardashian

“Kris is dragging it out,” claims this Kardashian source. “Kim is ready to move on, but Kris is hoping that stretching it out will get him even more money.”

As has been previously reported, this mole says Humphries wants to bank $ 7 million from the split… or $ 1 million less than his one-year contract with the New Jersey Nets. In exchange, reports have said he’ll keep silent about supposedly damaging facts related to the failed union.

But “Kim never considered signing something like that,” this insider says. “Kris can’t take the time to consider [her] offer, but he finds time to do an interview with a tabloid magazine.”

Ohhh, zing! It’s important to keep this source in mind, too, of course. It’s E! Online. Which pretty much views Kim Kardashian and her family as its personal ATM.

Seriously, Kris, Kim and those at E! who promote these people make the Nets look like winners.

Angelina Jolie Refuses to Eat Because Poor People Can’t, Source Claims
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Angelina Jolie is shedding pounds like a madman, according to a new tabloid report, and unlike many anorexic, waifish celebs, it has zero to do with vanity.

It’s all about making a political statement, says a source.

The 36-year-old U.N. goodwill ambassador, who travels the globe meeting the poor, “puts herself on fasts to make statements for the children she visits.”

“She says, ‘If they can’t eat, I can’t eat,'” the source adds. “She does different cleanses from around the world. It’s very dramatic, but that’s how she is.”

Thin Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie: Wasting away to nothing?

The actress, currently promoting her directorial debut, In the Land of Blood and Honey, has Brad Pitt worried about her health, according to other insiders.

“He’s worried about her and has made her see a zillion doctors,” the alleged experts say, but despite the concerns of some, “they just tell her she’s fine.”

So … is she really starving herself in that case?

Probably not. But she can’t hide the fact that she’s looking thinner these days … and she certainly can’t hide the crazy, according to made-up nannies.

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