Posts Tagged ‘Snooki

It’s official: Snooki is totally preggers!!! NOOOOO!

No, the Jersey Shore star is not married to Jionni LaValle. And, yes, she drinks both often and heavily. But people must stop giving this pint-sized trainwreck such grief says someone who has often held her hair back on the bathroom floor.

“It’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant,” Sammi Giancola told E! News. “She’s doing her thing, she’s living her life and I just think she’s blessed. I can’t wait to see a little guido or guidette running around. I just think it’s going to be so exciting.”

Sammi Giancola PhotographSnooki's Pregnant!

What about Snooki and LaValle’s wedding? (Note: Did you see that engagement ring?!?) Sammi is psyched.

“I can see her having a cheetah or zebra print-themed wedding because she loves animal print… I’m excited for them. I just can’t wait to party for the wedding and do all the fun things she has coming in her life now.”

Do you think Snooki will make a good mother?

Wednesday February 8, 2012 14:45

Snooki off Jersey Shore is Bisexual!

This should come as no surprise to Jersey Shore fans.

After seeing Snooki and Deena make out and flash straight vagine in Italy, there was little doubt that the former plays for both teams – at least part-time.

She’s now classifying herself as bisexual.

Asked directly by the Huffington Post whether or not she’s bisexual, she replied: “Yes, I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before.”

Bunny Sex

Snooki gives it to Deena doggy/bunny style on Jersey Shore.

Snooki, who’s hooked up with more than half of her housemates (male and female), says she wouldn’t actually date a woman. Most likely.

“I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.”

We know, trust us. She looks way too comfortable going to town on Deena with that costume on lately. One can only guess what happens off-camera.

Do you consider Snooki bisexual? Or just trashy?

Thursday December 22, 2011 20:39

Snooki Weight Loss Photos: Through the Years

Snooki Weight Loss Photos: Through the Years
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You gotta hand it to Snooki.

Since she first burst on the scene and out of her pants in late 2009, the girl has gotten progressively thinner, an impressive feat considering she’s a full-blown drunk.

Fortunately, inhaiing Deena’s face means fairly low caloric intake. That’s gotta count for something. And working out helps too of course. She does her GTL.

Take a look at Snooki pictures from last month, late 2010 and early 2010:

Thin Snooki PicSnooki Pre-Weight LossSnooki Poof

Finally, to truly illustrate how far she’s come, take a look back to 2009, before she was famous, during the filming of Season One of Jersey Shore. Words fail us:

Jabba the Snooki

Snooki: Would you smush it?