Thursday January 5, 2012 15:20

The Best of the Worst: “Jersey Shore” Looks

Posted by Markus_Bitch


  • The Pouf
    It was the pouf that launched a thousand jokes. Snooki stole our hearts with her infamous sky-high hairstyle and ability to make any outfit look ridiculous, no matter the occasion. Exhibit A? This gray sweetheart dress and furry, black, animal-like shawl. In the words of Snooki herself, this outfit makes us wanna’ go “WAH!”
    Photo: © Jerritt Clark/WireImage

  • The Tan
    There’s a difference between a healthy glow and being burnt to a crisp. Snooki, however, didn’t get that memo before she stepped out looking fried in this snakeskin dress and knee-high gladiator stilettos. Which is a shame, because aside from the over-the-top tan and ridiculous outfit, her hair actually looks pretty nice, for once.
    Photo: © Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

  • Boots With The Fur
    From the looks of the new season, Snooki took her famous boots with the fur all the way to Italy. What better way to say “ciao” than with giant creatures on her feet?
    Photo: © Jerritt Clark/WireImage

  • The DTF Pose
    Mike “The Situation” invented the catchphrase “DTF” which means “down to…” well, use your imagination. And when you coin such a popular phrase, you might as well come up with a signature pose for it. This “DTF” stance, combined with his blazer and jeans combo AND rosary necklaces would make any girl not DTF.
    Photo: © Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

  • The Situation
    The Situation wouldn’t be The Situation if he didn’t have a situation. Thankfully (unfortunately?) he takes every chance he gets to flash the abs that gave him his nickname, even if he’s on a red carpet.
    Photo: © Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

  • Razzle Dazzle
    J-Woww has such nice, big…eyes, which is why she flaunts what she’s got when she gets dressed for the clubs. But this stomach-baring, boob-pushing, thigh-showing sparkly halter is a little too much orange skin and not enough dress.
    Photo: © Steven Lawton/FilmMagic

  • The Tough Guidette
    Considering JWoww’s ideal guy is a “juicehead gorilla type” we’re just going to assume that these thigh-high black boots, booty shorts, blinged-out earrings and one-shoulder shirt are some kind of sartorial mating call.
    Photo: © Steven Lawton/FilmMagic

  • The Classic Guido
    As the inventor of “T-shirt Time” DJ Pauly D does not take his T-shirts lightly. In fact, he takes them quite seriously by evidence of this Ed Hardy graphic tee. But that’s the perfect way to top off overly distressed jeans and an oversized watch, right?
    Photo: © Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

  • The Dressed Up Guido
    DJ Pauly D might love his T-shirt time, but he also knows how to get dressed up. Sadly though, his idea of getting dressed up means wearing a shiny blue suit with too-wide lapels that give off a Hugh Hefner-esqe vibe.
    Photo: © Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

  • Homecoming Princess
    Sammi was always the least gaudy of the bunch when it came to dressing up at the Shore. But, that may be because she spent most of the seasons in her pajamas crying over and/or snuggling with Ronnie. Still, that’s no excuse for hitting an event in a stale, reject dress from the Jessica McClintock homecoming collection.
    Photo: © Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

  • Wild Animal
    As a former college soccer player, Sammi certainly has a healthy and athletic body. So why did she choose to disguise it in this hideous silver leopard skirt? We’re guessing on this day she decided to “just do me while you do you.”
    Photo: © Chaunce Hayden/Getty Images

  • GTL Uniform
    Ever wonder what constitutes casual wear for the guido gent? Ronnie’s half-zip white outfit wouldn’t fly at P. Diddy’s parties, but judging from Ron-Ron’s cocky swagger, he wouldn’t care one bit. Those are his pecs, and you are going to look at them whether you like it or not.
    Photo: © Troy Rizzo/Getty Images

  • Guido About Town
    Someone drank a little too much “Ron-Ron Juice” before getting dressed. At least, that’s what we hope is the explanation for Ronnie’s blank stare and collared shirt stolen from The Brady Bunch’s wardrobe department. And what is that point? Put some effort into it, Ron!
    Photo: © Steven Lawton/FilmMagic

  • The Cabs Are Here Pose
    White leather jacket? Check. Graphic T-shirt? Check. The two-finger point? Check. With this outfit Vinny demonstrates how NOT to look when the cabs have in fact, finally arrived.

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